So we learned recently that I am as single as a slice of American cheese.
I’ve tried at school, where there are literally no fish to catch. I’ve tried the reluctant city called New York. I guess all that was left for me to try was online dating.
You name it, I tried it. Well those within the price range of a college student… so the free ones. Plenty Of Fish, OkCupid, Tinder, etc. For about three years on and off. But let’s be honest… I’m looking for a great marlin in polluted waters. (How many fish references can I make in one post?)
The great stigma of online dating has disappeared over the past few years. Everyone and their mother use dating sites now… literally. “40 million Americans use online dating services; that’s about 40 percent of our entire U.S. single-people pool,” according to a Match.com article.
And within those 40 million Americans… there’s a whole ton of wasted time ahead of you.
I have received more vulgar messages than those looking for a loving relationship. And when I say vulgar, I mean fucking disgusting. Unfortunately, the college aged group of matches that these sites produce for me are typically these lovely humans only interested in sex. But what should I expect from a culture obsessed with hooking up?
Hook up culture isn’t a new idea. Sex is sex. And for some people, that’s enough. So it’s no wonder college dating is dying out. No one goes on actual dates anymore… It’s not just me I swear!
So online dating isn’t even dating anymore. With apps like Tinder or Grindr, someone looking for an actual date or some remnant of courtship is very unlikely to be found on the internet at my age.
“There was a time when being in a relationship seemed easier to accomplish. Perhaps this was during a time when online dating was less prevalent and people had less options getting in the way of commitment.”
This quote from an Elite Daily article, How Accepting The Hook-Up Culture Is Getting 20-Somethings Nowhere, comments upon exactly what I feel is wrong with my age group’s views of dating. An obsession with sex and an unwillingness to commit.
Basically, why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free?
As I already revealed, sex is not my main interest when searching for a relationship. I mean hey, it is an interest… but no I don’t prowl the internet like a creep. Like a lot of the guys I get messages from…
Amongst the useless yet entertaining experiences I have had on my journey through the world-wide web of dating, I have actually had a handful of successful experiences online. Even some relationships that have survived for some time.
These relationships remained mostly online due to my focus in school. And there’s nothing wrong with that in my book. With these relationships we texted constantly, had daily phone calls, and Skype dates. These relationships allowed us to get to know each other without sex getting in the way. Which is a great feat in today’s dating abyss.
But here’s some of the shit I learned in the rough waters…
1. Have a thick skin. You’re going to get some weird messages. Just be prepared and don’t let them get to you.
2. Online dating isn’t shameful. A ton of people I never expected have apps like Tinder. It’s normal! Don’t be ashamed!
3. Online dating isn’t scary. Everyone is a stranger whether you meet them online or in person. Don’t base your presumptions on Catfish. Just be smart and safe – tell a friend where you are, meet in public, don’t go to their house, USE YOUR BRAIN.
4. Be yourself. Just because there’s this glass and electronics between you and the person you’re talking to doesn’t mean you should be someone you’re not. If they don’t like you then you don’t need them.
5. Be brave. Just go for it! Don’t let fear hold you back in anything! College is for new experiences!